"Baby At Mpls. Daycare Sucked On Ball Of Cocaine"The headline pretty much says it all, but a baby at a Minneapolis day care center found a ball of crack on the floor and was found sucking on it. I would not want to change that diaper.
Anyways, the place is called "Agape Child Development Services-Open 24 Hours" which is just too, too fitting. Of course you have to be open 24 hours a day for all those high babies that are up all night. And imagine the gummers when all you have are gums?