Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Celebrity Look-Alikes: Equestrian Edition

It's a rare breed of Appollonia: they have mated, albeit awkwardly, with the Crusty Blonde Poodle to produce a species so canine in fur, yet so horse-like in face, that only a nude dress could suffice; any other color would distract the eye from the subtle beauty of this special breed of horse-dog.
Rarely seen in nature, it's miraculous that two of this special breed have made it to fame: Bette Midler and Sarah Jessica Parker.
Trot on, ladies.